How can I be a full vampire?

now before you whip out the twilight insults. I'm not referring to that. I always believed I was a vampire. I sleep in total dark. I like to walk around at night. But on the halloween news once, They were interviewing a vampire. Do you know what my fangs and wings will form? I've tried eating the gummy blood and eye balls. But I want to change quickly. What should I do?